Internet Lawyer Offers Beer Bounty on Cyber Terrorist Hacker

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Internet lawyer seeks someone to mete out justice to King Sam the hacker

Once upon a time there was a Pakistani who spent his time hacking computers. This hacker uses the pseudonym “King Sam” under the mistaken impression that it means “Goat Molester” in English.

Claiming to represent Muslims, King Sam hacked Internet Lawyer Mike Young’s website and posted the following as the Internet law firm’s home page.

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This came as a surprise to Attorney Young, his Muslim clients, and friends.

To be sure, some hackers have done good deeds by releasing information the public should know. This does not include King Sam’s efforts to destroy sites over the past few years.

So what to do about the goat-molesting hacktivist?

Attorney Young is offering to buy a case of beer* for (1) any member of law enforcement who arrests King Sam for hacking or bestiality, and for (2) any member of the U.S. military who kills King Sam as an enemy combatant by drone, bullet, or any other means.

Happy Hunting!

* This offer is void where prohibited by law.

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Author Mike Young, Esq.

Mike Young has been practicing business and technology law since 1994 and is an angel investor in startups. He's been an entrepreneur since 1988. To get legal help from Attorney Young, click here now or call 214-546-4247 to schedule a phone consultation.

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