Once upon a time there was a Pakistani who spent his time hacking computers. This hacker uses the pseudonym “King Sam” under the mistaken impression that it means “Goat Molester” in English.
Claiming to represent Muslims, King Sam hacked Internet Lawyer Mike Young’s website and posted the following as the Internet law firm’s home page.
This came as a surprise to Attorney Young, his Muslim clients, and friends.
To be sure, some hackers have done good deeds by releasing information the public should know. This does not include King Sam’s efforts to destroy sites over the past few years.
So what to do about the goat-molesting hacktivist?
Attorney Young is offering to buy a case of beer* for (1) any member of law enforcement who arrests King Sam for hacking or bestiality, and for (2) any member of the U.S. military who kills King Sam as an enemy combatant by drone, bullet, or any other means.
* This offer is void where prohibited by law.